So I was on my way to see Avatar...
Mood:  accident prone

...when I slipped on the ice and landed on the back of my head.  For a minute, I thought I was seriously hurt.  Then I saw all of the blood. 

 My friend brought me to the hospital and stayed with me the entire 6 hours.  A true friend indeed (though he does need to sand his driveway).

 Eight stitches and a prescription for Percocet.  I'm all set.

Ow.